We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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