my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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