My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm really busy with my period
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