I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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