Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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