Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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