yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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