Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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