i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Life is so much better after having sex.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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