I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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