It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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