It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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