My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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