I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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