We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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