That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
North Korea, Best Korea!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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