I want to stick my p in your. b.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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