and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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