If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize