You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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