I'm really into asian looking animals
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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