Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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