apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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