strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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