I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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