About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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