I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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