why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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