Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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