I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
