We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Watching her eat just hurts me
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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