So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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