ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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