You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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