I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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