your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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