Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
