You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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