grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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