love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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