at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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