My first STD was from a foam party
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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