hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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