Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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