please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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