Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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