Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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