some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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