oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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