yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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