i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Found your dick twin last night
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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