): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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