dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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