Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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