I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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